Wild and Crazy Spandex

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Your confidence in your self and your crew sets the bar.

Because life is just too short to row in solid, drab trou!  Great for team spirit, for boat cohesion, and awesome for pissing off your coach!

Whether you like the longer cut or the 'Euro' cut shorts, you'll turn heads and make everyone smile.

Add a headband to compliment or clash with those already blinding colors.

Bike, walk, and run to practice, and even row with a pair of full length tights.  Got tree trunk legs? Tights make them explode.

All of the spandex are unisex. 

- Show and share you and your team -

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  • Wild Tights

    There is a reason everyone wears tights ... we all look better in them.  They make everyone's legs look good.  The sizing is the same as the American Cut shorts but with longer fabric that goes all the way to your ankles.  Will these work for a guy who is 6' 5"? Yes.  The spandex really stretches in every direction and with two long legs of spandex fabric, the tights stretch downwards and down and down.  No, they don't look like capri pants.

    Unisex fit. Men and women both look good. 

    Up to you if you want to go commando or wear something underneath.  If you are commando in your rowing trou, why shouldn't you be in your tights? Makes sense, right? :) 

    Look for the Fabric 411 tab to check the Commando Transparency Index.

  • Coolmax Tights

    Look for the Fabric 411 tab to check the Commando Transparency Index.

  • Wild and Crazy Shorts

    We offer two types of cut for the wild and crazy shorts: American Cut and Euro Cut.  The American cut shorts have a longer inseam and a higher waist.  The Euro cut shorts have a shorter inseam and lower waist. 

     The other, implied but not stated thing with a higher or lower waist is how your like your shorts pulled up.  In other words, if you like the crotch of the short to be right up there with the mountain pass between the front and back of your crotch/ass, then the waist of the American Cut shorts will sit higher and we mean way higher.  The Euro cut waist will sit much lower.   Conversely, if you like to set your shorts' waist right at your hip bone, and you have the American cut shorts, then you'll have a kind of fabric sail stretched between your legs.  With the Euro cut shorts, there really isn't a fabric sail. 

    Look for the Fabric 411 tab to check the Commando Transparency Index.

     

  • Wild Shorts - Euro Cut

    We offer two types of cut for the wild and crazy shorts: American Cut and Euro Cut.  The American cut shorts have a longer inseam and a higher waist.  The Euro cut shorts have a shorter inseam and lower waist. 

     

    The longer inseam means your quads are not as visible since the fabric goes lower down your leg.  The shorter inseam means a good portion of your quads are visible. 

     

    The other, implied but not stated thing with a higher or lower waist is how your like your shorts pulled up.  In other words, if you like the crotch of the short to be right up there with the mountain pass between the front and back of your crotch/ass, then the waist of the shorts will sit higher with the American cut and we mean way higher.  The Euro cut waist will sit much lower.   Conversely, if you like to set your shorts' waist right at your hip bone, and you have the American cut shorts, then you'll have a kind of fabric sail stretched between your legs.  With the Euro cut shorts, there really isn't a fabric sail. 

     

    Look for the Fabric 411 tab to check the Commando Transparency Index.

     

  • Coolmax Shorts - American Cut

    Look for the Fabric 411 tab to check the Commando Transparency Index.

  • Coolmax Shorts - Euro Cut

    Look for the Fabric 411 tab to check the Commando Transparency Index.

  • Wild Headbands

    Just a few plain colors left to offset your wild shorts and tights, or if you're totally on the DL, you can match a plain color headband with a solid color short or tight.  It won't matter though ... if your erg score rocks or your form ... in the boat ... rocks (ahem!), you'll always stand out!

    All the headbands are one size and fit most heads except for heads bigger than 7 3/4 inches.


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